MoPod Show 2.0 - Gay Comedy Podcast

I was hanging withsome friends tonight when THIS appeared on the table. I am kind of intrigued by this game. I have so many questions. Do you get to feed Paula pain killers? Can you use the wiimote to beat the smirk off Simon’s face? Can you pull Chris Daughtry off the stage and do dirty things to him?  Would it possible to hook up the num chuck attachment and strangle Sanjaya with it?

The problem I’m faced with is that to answer these questions, I have to actually PLAY this game.  Something I don’t think I’m willing to do.  So for now…I will just live in wonder.

I was watching a movie where John Waters was speaking in front of an audience of university students.  One of the topics he brought up was the threshold that everyone has towards certain things.  For example, he said that adult babies and diapers was at his limit and was not acceptable to him.  Now, as we all know, if John Waters has limits of acceptability, we can all admit that we do also at some level.  This brings me to my question of the day:  

How gay is too Gay?  

Is there a limit to what we find acceptable within our community on how “Gay” a person can act?

Don’t give me this “I act straight” stuff.  Really, how straight can you act when have gay sex anyways.  What do grab your ankles like a straight man?  Do you perform felatio like straight guys do?  I am sure that if you did, it would be horrible…a truly straight guy would not be into it at all.  I suppose that that acting straight is more for in “the streets”.  I assure you other gay people can tell.  As for straight people, many of them were fooled by Boy George in the 80’s and can’t believe that Lance Bass was gay this whole time….need I say more.  O.k…..fine, butch guys are hot.

Then on the other end of the spectrum  Is it necessary to wear your gayness in the form of super tight pants, satin shirts, or perhaps a T-shirt that says “You’ve been a bad boy, go to my room” along with some freedom rings?  (that was a acknowledgement to someone is like a brother to me…..we’ve all made mistakes in fashion but I will always look fondly on the picture)  Is that gay or just bad fashion?  Do the two sometimes go hand in hand.  Yeah, they kind of do sometimes.

What does everyone else think…..what are your limits or what do you find unappealing?  

I suppose there is always room in the rainbow for even the tackiest of hues….well maybe.

Here is a link to a YouTube video of John Waters where he discusses limits.

John Waters

Gay focused retirement facilities are pooping, oops I mean popping up all over the world! The latest is in Berlin and is Europe’s first gay nursing home. The Story can be found here.

This is as Queen Acres as it gets!

I wonder what high jinks and rowdy activities these horny old birds are going to get themselves into. The brand new facility in Germany, is four-stories tall and can house 28 elderly homos, I hear each room comes with it’s own glory hole. I think DanGina (The oldest member of MoPod Show) is already looking into reserving a room for his twilight years.

If Germany is too far away - I found, after a quick google, the RainbowVision Properties in Santa Fe New Mexico, “where seniors enjoy outdoor and indoor activities with other gay seniors.”

FACT: 20% of Gay-Grandpa’s have no one to take care of them vs. only 2% of their hetero counterparts. 

FACT: 2/3 of gay seniors live alone vs. 1/3 of heterosexual seniors. 

A perfect example is this old bastard pictured here on the right. Who’s caring for him and what kind of dementia does it take to walk out of the house wearing - whatever that is???

All this talk about declining years has me wondering… If I don’t get myself killed in a dirty back room some place, where will I end up? Who is going to care for Peasha while he’s curled up on his death bed, drinking his liver into failure, a few years from now? Who would put up with DanGina if he wasn’t paying them off with his patented, really, really good (TM) hand jobs? 

Santa Fe here we come!

Montreal Canada - Scientists have made some promising developments in identifying genes that somehow boost the innate immune system and fight of the HIV virus as soon as it enters the body.

Some folks may be naturally resistant to HIV infection. If you have the genes called KIR3DL1 and HLA-B*57 you might be innately resistant to HIV. Folks carrying the 2 genes may be able to destroy infected cells more efficiently following exposure and lowering their chances of developing AIDS. 

Though it will probably be awhile before this or any research will be a cure for AIDS, it is possible!

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We kid Peasha a lot about his eyes and the fact that many times one of them seems to be a tiny bit larger than the other.  The oddest part of the whole thing is that it isn’t only eye.  They can alternate.  Here’s some video that simulates what it might look like if both eyes were to begin expanding.  Brace yourself.

When I diet, I read cook books. I know it sounds like self torture. However, I would like to think of it as being closer to what worldly traveling types do when they can’t travel….they research what exotic destination they might head to next. So, even though I won’t be allowing myself the decadent pleasure of making this entry from the Big Mo Kitchen, it feels right to pass it on to you.

The basic idea here is that sometimes you just want a about a mugs worth of cake. You don’t want to risk nullifying everything you’ve done at the gym earlier in the day, but you NEED some cake. We’ve all been there, right? So here’s a recipe for exactly one mugs worth of cake - made in a mug.

Thanks to Dizzy Dee for this great idea. I can’t wait for the day when the time is right for a celebratory cup o cake.

I have to say that I was really surprised to have Rev Phelps and his lovely family come out in support of the show with such a public display.  We are flattered to be part of your turn around, Fred.    I guess it’s true that laughter is the best medicine…even when trying to cure craziness.

Okay…okay… it’s not real.  But it would be fun to go there and put this on the sign outside their church.  You can make your own sign and send it to us by visiting this site.

We look forward to your own original creations linked in the comments below.

This week on the MoPod Show Peasha, Ruphus and Dangina run down all the best stories from this week along with our bestest commentary and insights. You’ll also learn some really interesting things that you can ONLY find out from the podcast. For example, which one of the MoPod Show boys once had surgery in a semi truck? What are the gastrointestinal ramifications of eating 6 times a day? and much much more.

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Finally a reason to watch project runway! Who am I kidding, I was going to watch anyway but Woofy Keith Bryce does add a little extra incentive. Keith is 26 years old and is from Salt Lake City, Utah. He doesn’t have a BMB profile so that’s about all I know about him…so far.

You can check out his bio on BravoTV.com/Woof just kidding. It’s not /woof but that link will take you to Keith’s Project Runway bio page.

Good Luck Keith and Woof!