MoPod Show 2.0 - Gay Comedy Podcast

The MoPod Show for July 23rd.Ruphus, Gina and Peasha talk about their celebrity f*cks or at least the celebrity of their desire. Ruphus asks who is Thomas Jane? Gina wants to sleep with people based on them including him (ahem this podcast) on their blog…he’s become a moralistic gay tramp…or is it that Sean is just plain hot? Ruphus wonders why he can’t make friends who don’t want to sleep with him (they seem to have a motive that revolves around things going in or out of an anus).

An Ode to Mr. Fluffy! Peasha goes on and on about Mr. Fluffy’s foreskin.

Details on Ruphus’ trip to Remingtons, and the hot hot bartender that sings. All those activities made Ruphus ask Mr. Fluffy…”Will you hold my hair while I puke?” Mr. Fluffy is a good egg.

MoNews FauxNews: Broadway musicals have gone down hill when it comes to content and inspiration. A snake gets lypo for eating too much (or at least to remove a heating blanket). There are snakes in the MF bed now too. Gina finds out that George Michael has sex in a London park with a jobless 58 year old. His BF is wrecked. Writers strike on Tyra…she didn’t work her kadunkadunk enough.

The first episode of “Touched by a Crack Whore”. Trixy helps the faggots, or at least she stops Charles’ hivstory.

Gina and Peasha talk about a concert at a casino.

The Woof of the Week is Sean. Gina gushes, Ruphus wants to see him without a shirt and Peasha informs Ruphus that he has FIB disease from Chemistrylad. Ruphus needs to speak with his publicist.

Ask Uncle Ruphus: this week Uncle Ruphus asks his listeners…hairy balls … how do I get rid of the hair without causing a 5 o’clock shadow or something worse?

Is Jim West dead? AOL murder or complications from cancer surgery?

Lady in the Water sucks…three fists way down.

So, You Want To Be On The MoPod Show?

Here’s how. Anyone who donates to Dangina’s TEAM in Training campaign to benefit the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society will be entered into a drawing.

-The winner will get a walk on role in a MoPod Show drama!
-You will get to choose which drama you want to be on!
-You will get to help us shape the character and the story!
-You’ll be a new Internet Celebrity!
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PLUS! Uncle Ruphus is going to match donations up to $500! How cool is that?!

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MoNews Faux News

K-Fag wants to come to your party (for a $20,000 fee!) The MoPod Show will come to your party for only $5000…what a bargain!

A Woman calls 911…for a date. Heterosexuals can be so sad…so sad.

The Phelps Family Psychos Skip a Trip because The Holy Ghost said NO!

Oprah Comes Out! (as a heterosexual)

Nebraska takes a step backward (again…and again)

People seem intrigued by the pee pee. We feel ourselves spinning in a downward spiral of toilety weirdness.

A Montage from the Gay Games featuring MoPod Show listeners David, Andy and Anna from Chicago!

The Twinkle Light Zone #4 – Magic Fingers! Pwned!

Woof of the Week! – A double pronged woofy delight!

I

s Ken Lay comparable to Jesus? or Martin Luther King? Some idiot thought so.

The MoPod Show for July 8th…uhh…10th…uh…8th.Peasha has a stalker! Or at least a looker. Could this spell trouble for his imaginary Starbucks boyfriend? Or his Marine “I’d love a lapdance” boyfriend in Baltimore? And what can he do about blowing out the crotch in all of his pants?

Shout out to Pedro in San Diego! Thanks for hanging out last week! (and for showing me the back flipping Navy guy…or was that flip flopping…errr f*cking?)

Ruphus ponders volcanoes, airplanes, Scientology, and Nebraska.

An update on Dangina’s marathon training and fundraising for the Leukemia and Lymphoma society. If you haven’t had a chance, go throw a few dollars up on his TEAM in Training site. It’s a great cause and a chance for us all to send some good karma into the world.

MoNews FauxNews did Jesus move to Japan? Or is SHE living as a Hindu in South Africa and curing people with her bloody stigmata?! SHE also has a criminal justice degree. Ruphus is confused by it all.

The Twinklelight Zone #3 – I don’t care for Fish

Ask Uncle Ruphus – Alcohol or not…drinking alcohol through your bf’s hose makes you need to go to AA. Gina and Peasha pass judgment; “Stay away from the pee!”

WOOF of the week: CubMann

This week the MoPod boys try to give back to the community…or at least Gina does via his “TEAM in Training” double marathon for the Leukemia and Lymphoma Society in Chicago on October 22, and then on October 29th the Marine marathon in Washington DC. Please Donate.Pride month is over, but you can still have an outlet…the Gay Games in Chicago. Gina and Ruphus reminisce on Glory holes there…go figure. Should the MoPod Show make an appearance? What event should we enter?

Peasha still talks about Baltimore. I wonder is he’ll be moving to the east coast soon? Peasha goes to the movies with the JC Penny catalogue model. Once a catalogue model…always a catalogue model. Well there’s always Second Life.

MoNews FauxNews: Paris and her Lions, Tigers and Bears…oh my? Jessica and Nick are final…and free. Peasha wants to date you Nick (you can call him Jessica if you want). MJ decides not to come back to states to live. Rush gets off on Viagra, but might be going to jail.

Ask Uncle Ruphus: Sober in Savanna: why is my bf a mean drunk?

The Twinkle Light Zone: Gaytopia

Weekly WOOF: InkedBeefLA …Gina likes this one. Chris could throw his hot dog down Gina’s hallway.

A barbershop quartet sing an ode to their ENORMOUS PENIS’(by: Da Vinci’s Notebook). Peasha laments being back in Omaha. And missed scenes in Baltimore; the Poe house; the house of Usher, the cemetery, getting crabs and then eating crabs together, and of course the projects. Gina has sex on the brain…and Peasha comes out of his shell to travel on the road to regret.

Peasha gets a manhunt profile…the website for doers not talkers. Hot Karl’s rant on the guest spot of you ain’t got shit coming. UGH…Religious right???

MoNewsFauxNews: New cheeseburger created in between two Krispy Cream donuts “Guaranteed to cause heart failure”; the GM of the White Socks ordered to undergo sensitivity training for homophobic comments (he’s a homosexual and a child molester); Black Widow eats ham biscuits to win contest in Virginia…Kevin gets ass kicked and loses weight in the process.

Podsafe Music: Steel Cage Records: Jeff Dahl

Ask Uncle Ruphus; Mac at Gay pride, and Ken does on line tricks with some drama

Woof of the week…form follows function, speaks 4 languages and the language of love