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The MoPod Show for August 19th.

We have a dysfunctional show for you today. Peasha and Gina do a mini-podcast while Ruphus goes out to the bars in Baltimore. Peasha is as we speak in Arkansas, and lord knows what Ruphus and Gina are doing.

Gina channels both the President of Iran and Boy George. Gina’s singing leaves something to be desired. He needs to keep his day job. Peasha becomes critical of Star Jones, and Ruphus is missing in action…AGAIN.

MoNewsFauxNews: Bill Clinton in the Jewish News, among others. Then Gina solves the Middle East crisis. It involves a coin and Utah. Peasha decides to sleep with more celebrities. Now its a three way with Ben Cohen and David Wright.

It’s the last week to donate to a good cause. Donate bitches.

The MoPod Show for August 13th.Once you’ve been touched by the Crack Whore. Listener feedback. Feed me more of the Crack Whore!

Ruphus makes it back to Baltimore amidst the new flying regulations, and he is happy that TSA didn’t confiscate his poppers.

He has also learned how to get stains out of clothes. Jism comes out of a shirt loaned to? We can’t mention that here.

Gina gets a transformation for free because of last weeks Magic Gay Face promo. Listeners please dial in your testimonials!

Gina remembers going roller skating a couple of weeks ago.

The national championships of

roller skating with new improved categories: speed, figure skating, Clydesdale, bulimic, and then stories acted out by skate-dancing pink spandex-wearing Germans. You can calll me Count Fagula. A must see!

Fag Hag Stories – It was the best of times – it was theworst of times.

Movie Reviews: Step Up the boy is the only draw. Little Miss Sunshine funniest movie in years.

MoNews FauxNews: New Product Alert! 100% natural chewing gum that is guaranteed to increase the size of your breasts. Peasha is waiting for the gum that makes your dick bigger, or at least he wants to feed it to his endless supply of Marine bottoms. Library news: Wisconsin toy manufacturer recalls toys because of lead content. Arsenic laced stickers, and asbestos laced tissues are next. A mother helps son search for a person to rob. Entertainment news: Jake’s sister talks about being preggers and releasing three movies. New Children’s books hit local bookstores, the books center around babies pulling their own weight around the house.

Ask Uncle Ruphus: Big FAGHAG Problems, Desperate for Distance in New Mexico. Peasha’s Dad gives advice.

Episode four of Touched by a Crack Whore – Step away from the FagHag. Trixy helps the faggots…Garry gets Trixy to rid himself of his Fag Hag Cheri. His hag tries to knock down Garry’s self esteem. Trixy fixes him up with a straight guy, ok he has experimented, from another table at their favorite bistro.

Exercising the MoPod way. Next week? Peasha Pilates, Ruphus pullcockys or is it bottoms of steel, and squirm and be firm…a work out you do in bed.

Woof of the Week – Mike. A Baltimore boy who moved to Texas.

Magic Gay Face; the new alternative to facial reconstruction for you gay boys that are getting up there in age. You’re face will become a plasticized wonderland.

Is it really August already? Ruphus, Gina and Peasha call people out (ok…only one angry queen) THIS IS A COMEDY SHOW…SHE’S A CRACK WHORE… SERIOUSLY…AND THERE IS A MESSAGE. Lighten up Bitches.

Fun times in Omaha: Dinner and a movie (OK, it was Evil Dead), the out to the bars…and Gina’s favorite thing “Drag Queens with Beards and Gold Lamee Fans” There was also a ‘dirty corner’ hooker getting plowed in the OMAHA. Ruphus is to blame. IHP breakfast…Fun Times, Fun Times

MoNews FauxNews: Sweds discover hermaphrodite chickens, Holy War encouraged on childrens TV, Ann Coulter needs to sell more books…so presto more people are gay…God get a life and your testicals are showing!

Episode three of “Touched by a Crack Whore” – Just Say HO. Trixy helps the faggots…Stephen gets mouth to mouth from Trixy. Drug use leads to experimentation with PCP. As Stephen is about to get rolled, Trixy uses her super powers to blind the thugs. Listen to find out how it turns out.

Ask Uncle Ruphus: How can I get my partner to Rim me? Bogey encounter cold feet? Gina and Peasha thoughts are predictable. But Ruphus has a solution: Listerine Strips will save the day…listen to learn how. Ruphus calls Gina and Peasha out…they both rim and have been rimmed…yet they talk like their ‘above all that’

Woof of the Week – sorry no woof this week.

Listener feedback: Nature chooses listing of destruction, and another story on individuals attempting to get universities to stop domestic partnership benefits. THANK YOU!

And Paris does not shampoo with placenta!

The MoPod Show for July 30th.Ruphus, Gina and Peasha bitch about you all. They’re still waiting for the legions of listeners to come forth with the next generation of our theme song. Even if you only have a kazoo, record it…and send it in!

Gina gets a new bf (or at least one until Commandrew returns from New York City). Aquaman…Aquaman…Aquaman…ugh! Download the pilot off of iTunes and vote!

Ruphus talks about pocket gays… “The little gay people” Peesha says “there will be no tasting of the rainbow”, Mr. Fluffy says…”not magically delicious”

Ruphus visits Camp David, and ends up with something shiny and something moldy?

On the weekly wrap up: MoNews FauxNews, Woof of the week, and then another installment of Touched by a Crack Whore (yes, it is a self portrait of Peesha blended with Oprah…ok only kidding).

GREG WHERE ARE YOU? WRITE US QUEEN!!!!!

Why do lesbians have so many bumperstickers? Peasha thinks it’s because they like sticky things, Gina feels that lesbodagas have become the front line of the political action for the LGTC. Lesbos let us know…Gina thinks he’s a lesbian inside…except he likes Dick…or is that Richard?

MoNews FauxNews: Lincoln Nebraska has it’s very own serial killer. Gina is so proud. In OZ, pigs drink beer in a bar (no their really pigs); Kathleen Harris (think Florida Bit*h that helped Bush…the first time) runs for Senate; Gina announces a new beauty secret…’magic powder’ in South America is selling like crazy…just mix with milk use on face and then sell it to France. Dermatologists are up in arms, but Ruphus sees a scam in his future.

Ask Uncle Ruphus: Better Anal Hygiene. Cleanliness is next to…OH GOD-liness. Peasha is confused. Sean answers Ruphus’ question from last week (read: stroke stroke).

Sean: Gina is ready for Jagermeister shots at mile 23 in D.C.; lube, condoms and poppers by mile 24! Blogger boys, bring it on!

Woof of the Week – Scout LA! Silent and Hot. Gina goes on about his big stick…Peasha doen’t care about words…but send more pics. Gina, Peasha and Ruphus fight to win a date with Scout. Could a Woof of the Week calendar be far away?

Ann Coulter Ain’t Got Shit Comin – YET AGAIN! Bill Clinton a homosexual. Gaybaiting, or is she just trying to sell books. Give it up!

Episode two of “Touched by a Crack Whore”. Trixy helps the faggots…Adam tricks for spending money. Trixy looses some teeth, and Adam finally learns from Trixy’s red panties.