Archive for October, 2006
MoPod Show 73
Pusswalter is no longer naughty.
BigMoDaddy calls Ruphus after the Hawaiian earthquakes. Observations are given into white folks’ actions during crisis.
Chicago marathon is next week…followed the week after that by the Marine marathon in DC.
Gina attends a ‘cuntie’ party. Use of that word made it a big draw for lesbians. It’s like setting a can of tuna out on a sidewalk, or a sign for a flannel sale. Gina looses a tooth in the process.
MoNewsFauxNews: Tara Reid is writing a book about the scars on her boobs. Movie to follow. Are donkeys going to be involved? MJ is now ‘into leprechauns’…ie. no more restraining orders.
Ask Uncle Ruphus: Lesbians have open relationship. Their trick starts to sleep over…is that crossing the line?
- Freedom is Not Free :: Marine Calendar for charity
MoPod Show 72
Tara Reid level – ?? (who is Tara Reid)
This is the third sixty-ninth show. We like that number…if only they had a number for deep dickin, or rimming we’d be that number a few times. Peasha and Gina talk amongst themselves. Ruphus is M.I.A again and more…
Gina, Commandrew, MoProblems, Peasha and Dramas go to a Roller Derby. Peasha thinks it was just crazy…how many were lesbians? And there were tons of hot guys. Specifically one who spilled beer (or recycled beer?) and Gina gets caught lookin at his junk.
Gina’s a Pepper…and no this is not product placement.
MoNewsFauxNews: Man does dramatic reading on Mark Foley’s instant messages to the aides. Not the same man but another man kisses 19 king cobras on the head. Peasha doesn’t think that’s a record Ruphus has done this in the past too. Gina ponders if they were poisonous too? Artificial sweetner mixed with alcohol can make you more drunk.
Gina and Peasha call the Gay SciFi Nerds to say Happy Birthday and play the sleeping game.
Guardian Crack Whore #6: “Like Trixy to a child”. Pop Star Michael Jorge uses a glory hole.
MoPod Show # 71
Tara Reid level – LOW (almost non-existent)
Gina creates a quiz show. “Making tough choices” Rules of the game are that you must pick one of two options. Gina will say two names, and you must picture the individuals running naked toward you. Who will you have sex with? First picture Ronald McDonald naked… Then the boys call Hot Carl to play.
MoNewsFauxNews: Woman slams door on rabid coyote’s neck… Peasha had something similar to him. Speaking of weird things happening on a deck… Ruphus remembers the hot tub party… ummm. The boys get a lesbian mother’s opinion on Rosie’s comments on diaper rash. Both mothers agree… butt paste is the way to go… They also recommend cloth diapers, but no puppy spit. Los Angeles Airport arrests a man for transporting monkeys in his pants. Are those your balls or are you just happy to see us? Don’t spank the monkey…
Startrick 14: in Troll’s ass no one can hear you scream. Counselor Troll blows an alien and gets pregnant.
MoPod Show 70
Big Thanks to HotKarl for writing the show notes this week!
RELAX, BITCHES… Here is the show! Damn… we gots lives too you know?
Gina goes to the boondocks and is severed from the collective. No internet, No cellphone… so for entertainment – he decides to upset 2 seventy year old women to feel better. Creepy Bad Breath Urinal Kisser twin is BACK but apparently doesn’t include his wife in his gay bar adventures. Gina almost put the smack-down on him for an illegal use of the hands. Then Gina makes fun of mentally challenged people…..Mood altering medications may need to be adjusted….
Ruphus rubs elbows with a legend… and doesn’t even know it. Gina turns green with envy. He plays a mean guitar, makes chicken broccoli with ease…and has mad skills as a masseuse as well…. is there anything this man can’t do? He is someone that you can’t just Blowoff… so we are making Bob Mould the honorary Woof of the week. Ruphus also reaches Pop icon status and has his shirt ripped off by ornery boys. Wow.
Peasha reviews Jackass 2… Talks about the new craze of anal douching with Pabst Blue Ribbon and discusses a new COCKtail that will surely replace Cosmopolitans as the new gay iconic drink. Nay… perhaps not….. He hits the town – but Tara Reid levels are only at an Orange Level… so no one was harmed and boobs were not exposed.
MoNews FauxNews –
Miss Cleo… “I see…. carpet…..I am surrounded by carpet!” Everybody have fun tonight – Everybody wang chung tonight. Willie Hugh performs a penis transplant! What’s worse, a mangled penis… or a 4 inch penis… Mike “A” slips into Peasha’s male slot – um… mail slot… a tail of a naked sheet rapped man with a love for potting soil, running water, frozen meat and teddy bears…. I’ll take “That’s fucked up” Alex for $400!
Hot Karl… are you there? Hello? We’re calling you… and you sound butch…..
Star Trick 13 – Penile Peril. The men of the Sparkleship Enterpride are back! Their enemy is named Sanchez – and he is one dirty prisoner. Counselor Troll isn’t feeling so well… what happened down there on the Penal Colony? Stay Tuned!