MoPod Show 70
Big Thanks to HotKarl for writing the show notes this week!
RELAX, BITCHES… Here is the show! Damn… we gots lives too you know?
Gina goes to the boondocks and is severed from the collective. No internet, No cellphone… so for entertainment – he decides to upset 2 seventy year old women to feel better. Creepy Bad Breath Urinal Kisser twin is BACK but apparently doesn’t include his wife in his gay bar adventures. Gina almost put the smack-down on him for an illegal use of the hands. Then Gina makes fun of mentally challenged people…..Mood altering medications may need to be adjusted….
Ruphus rubs elbows with a legend… and doesn’t even know it. Gina turns green with envy. He plays a mean guitar, makes chicken broccoli with ease…and has mad skills as a masseuse as well…. is there anything this man can’t do? He is someone that you can’t just Blowoff… so we are making Bob Mould the honorary Woof of the week. Ruphus also reaches Pop icon status and has his shirt ripped off by ornery boys. Wow.
Peasha reviews Jackass 2… Talks about the new craze of anal douching with Pabst Blue Ribbon and discusses a new COCKtail that will surely replace Cosmopolitans as the new gay iconic drink. Nay… perhaps not….. He hits the town – but Tara Reid levels are only at an Orange Level… so no one was harmed and boobs were not exposed.
MoNews FauxNews –
Miss Cleo… “I see…. carpet…..I am surrounded by carpet!” Everybody have fun tonight – Everybody wang chung tonight. Willie Hugh performs a penis transplant! What’s worse, a mangled penis… or a 4 inch penis… Mike “A” slips into Peasha’s male slot – um… mail slot… a tail of a naked sheet rapped man with a love for potting soil, running water, frozen meat and teddy bears…. I’ll take “That’s fucked up” Alex for $400!
Hot Karl… are you there? Hello? We’re calling you… and you sound butch…..
Star Trick 13 – Penile Peril. The men of the Sparkleship Enterpride are back! Their enemy is named Sanchez – and he is one dirty prisoner. Counselor Troll isn’t feeling so well… what happened down there on the Penal Colony? Stay Tuned!
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