A Real Unicorn !?!?
Maybe unicorns are real? A one-horned “deer” has been photographed and video taped somewhere over the rainbow (of course) and in a nature reserve in Florence, Italy. This isn’t just one cockeyed antler off to the side of some retarded dear’s head - This is a single antler coming straight out of its forehead. So unicorns are real and this confirms what I’ve believed all along, that Jesus had an issue with unicorns from the start and forbid Noah from letting them board the arch.
Uni-Bambi (named by Ruphus) is believed to be a genetic anomaly and not a mythological creature signifying the end of days. Some deer have also developed as many as three antlers but rather than being adored by young girls and homosexuals alike, these dears are regarded as freaks in the same fashion that you would regard someone with three nipples.
The video, I originally posted, sucks - so I removed it but if you want to see the live action version of this abomination feel free to click here.
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Is this a sign of the end of days? I kind of feel sorry for it. You know the other deer aren’t letting play any of their reindeer games. Maybe Santa will be able to step in and help him out. If Rudolf saved the day in the fog…maybe “Uni” can save the day battling land sharks or lions with its horn? Just a thought.
They should clone this unicorn and sell him to all the 8 year old girls and 21 year old gays.