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An endangered sea dragon is knocked up and daddy is the one carrying the eggs! No, sea dragons are not gay and those aren’t herpes on Mr. Sea Dragons tail.
The male sea dragon has about 70 fertilized eggs, which look like small red grapes (NOT herpes), attached to his tail. He is expected to give birth in early to mid-July, said Kerry Gladish, a biologist at the Georgia Aquarium.
Sea dragons, sea horses and pipe fish are the only species where the male carries the eggs but maybe not for long.
Sea dragon pregnancies are rare because researchers don’t know what gets them in the mood to mate. Have you seen the female sea dragon? You wouldn’t be in the mood either, from what I can tell they look a lot like DanGina’s ex-wife and we know how that turned out. There is something biologically or environmentally (maybe Gay Pride Season.) that triggers sea dragons to want to get freaky. These same environmental effects have been known to put Peasha in the mood as well. Did you see him at Flufffy’s pride party last year?
The sea dragon is the only member of the genus Phycodurus and is about 18-inches long and about 6-inches around… I know what you’re thinking but the sea dragon is NOT from the waters around Africa, these creatures are found around southern and western Australia. The sea dragon with long aardvark-like snouts, colorful sea horse bodies and multiple paddle-like fins, is not unlike many drag queens that you’ve seen in the past.
During sexy time the female lays herpes, oops I mean grapes and then transfers them to the male’s tail, the same method can be used to give someone crabs or gonorrhea.
In the wild, the survival rate for sea dragon babies is as low as Peasha sex drive, but in captivity it’s about 60 percent. So, if you have 70 eggs and 60% of them are going to live, how many sea dragons will you end up with?
The sea dragon is on the International Union for Conservation of Nature’s list of threatened species.
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