Celebrating Graduation the Phallic Way
Some people use public spaces to work out their own psychological issues. We witnessed a number of these instances last weekend. Heh…heh… Anyway, it seems that gay pride events aren’t the only places where people like to elevate the penis for public worshiping and the exploration of bold public displays of sexuality.
Calvin Morett interrupted the Saratoga Springs High School graduation in New York by prancing across the stage in an inflatable 6-foot penis costume while diplomas were being given out. The odd part - Calvin wasn’t graduating. He graduated the previous year. Not a good sign of your progress into adulthood, Calvin.
Morett purchased the full-body costume and sprayed parts of the 5,000 people in the crowd with Silly String, Briscoe said. Morett was ticketed for disorderly conduct, a violation, and will face the charges in City Court on Tuesday.
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