Archive for June, 2008
A Whole Bar Full of George Michael
I was browsing through iTunes yesterday and noticed that George Michael had a new collection of music and videos. I was surprised how many videos there were and decided to take a sampling. The video of “As” with Mary J. Blige (or Bilge if your name is Gregory) features cloned copies of George in a bar setting.
It occurred to me that this could be one of the most frightening things ever - walking into a bar to find every person there was George Michael. Wow! The only flaw in the concept is that it seems much more likely that all of them would be hanging in the rest room doing coke or peeking over the stalls. I’m just sayin.
No commentsWoof of the Week: KiwiKidd
This week we have Paul AKA KiwiKidd from Auckland, New Zealand. He’s 30 years old, 5′ 11″ 207lbs and My future ex-boyfriend. I’m sitting here looking at this pic trying to come up with something interesting to say but all I can think about is a few late night chats on Skpye, that I’ve shared with Paul. He’s a genuinely nice guy.
Comments from Paul’s Profile: “I’m a Kiwi who is caring, understanding, funny, with GSOH (once you get to know me). Love heeps of hugs, guys with both body and facial hair (goatees, WOOF!), men in uniform (Policemen, Firemen).”
All that’s left to say is “WOOF!”
Check out Paul on BigMuscleBears.com/~kiwikidd!
No commentsLike the ancient sirens, Ikea calls us
The new IKEA opened in Brooklyn this week, so we took the opportunity
to go stimulate the economy a little more. It is a beautiful thing.
From the south port near wall street you can hop on a free water taxi
right to the store. $600 later we are back at Commandrew’s waiting for
our deliveries to arrive.
Bob Mould Rocks!
We saw Bob Mould perform live at Folsom East tonight. Sooooo good. Bob was in really good voice and played a short solo electric set of some classics and some of his newer songs. Commandrew and I headed off to dinner after the set so we didn’t get a chance to see him, but we’re sure that he saw us fawning over him in the front row.
I still haven’t seen Bob perform an acoustic show yet and I’m hoping that happens sometime in the future.
No commentsThings you don’t see everyday
Chi Chi La Rue is demoing a butt plug and a latex donkey walks by.
Another day in mopodland. It was a crazy scene and one that this innocent man has never scene the likes of before. Folsom East was one part culture shock and one part freedom of expression with a splash of leather and latex. Most of the stuff was actually pretty tame, but we did see a man in his 60’s standing in grandma underwear and a bra with nasty welts all over his back and ass. He had been whipped for a while and was on display showing his trophies.
Jeff hinted that I might be a litte judgy. Just because I still have a gag reflex doesn’t mean I’m judgy does it?
No commentsExperience the Elegance!
If you want to experience first class travel then make sure the your
chinatown bus has the “experience the elegance” seal of approval.
The trip includes comedic performances by “cedric-lite” and the
refreshing smell of doritos and fried meat pies after the rest stop.
… Memories for years to come
When douchebags play with hair products
No good can come from this. We altered the face to protect removed the pic, by request, of the poor young man who made the obviously drunken mistake of wearing this mind altering hair piece. We hear he’s actually a good guy most of the time. However, that day, the hair piece made him take on almost preternatural douchiness.
No commentsRuphus was attacked by a pineapple
Late into the night we were hanging out and watching the normal social constructs begin to break down under the weight of heavy alcohol consumption and street fair food. Suddenly, and without provocation, a pineapple came out of nowhere and jumped at Ruphus. It was ALIVE! In a scene that was like something out of a b horror movie it changed from a mere piece of fruit and began thrashing and pounding toward Ruphus’ head. Luckily he was able to subdue it and take it down. By the end of the experience, there was crushed pineapple all over the street and on a few bystander lesbians who licked it off each other like a couple of street cats.
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