MoPod Show 2.1 - Gay Comedy Podcast

Gay focused retirement facilities are pooping, oops I mean popping up all over the world! The latest is in Berlin and is Europe’s first gay nursing home. The Story can be found here.

This is as Queen Acres as it gets!

I wonder what high jinks and rowdy activities these horny old birds are going to get themselves into. The brand new facility in Germany, is four-stories tall and can house 28 elderly homos, I hear each room comes with it’s own glory hole. I think DanGina (The oldest member of MoPod Show) is already looking into reserving a room for his twilight years.

If Germany is too far away - I found, after a quick google, the RainbowVision Properties in Santa Fe New Mexico, “where seniors enjoy outdoor and indoor activities with other gay seniors.”

FACT: 20% of Gay-Grandpa’s have no one to take care of them vs. only 2% of their hetero counterparts. 

FACT: 2/3 of gay seniors live alone vs. 1/3 of heterosexual seniors. 

A perfect example is this old bastard pictured here on the right. Who’s caring for him and what kind of dementia does it take to walk out of the house wearing - whatever that is???

All this talk about declining years has me wondering… If I don’t get myself killed in a dirty back room some place, where will I end up? Who is going to care for Peasha while he’s curled up on his death bed, drinking his liver into failure, a few years from now? Who would put up with DanGina if he wasn’t paying them off with his patented, really, really good (TM) hand jobs? 

Santa Fe here we come!