MoPod Show 2.1 - Gay Comedy Podcast

During these hot summer months you have to be extra vigilant about your body odor. Let’s face it, most people are aware of their arm pit smell. Its convenient to check and pretty obvious when your b.o. becomes “ripe”. But when it comes to areas to the south, well…it isn’t until things get really bad or when someone goes down there to visit that you realize whether things are fresh and free or cheesy and funky.

Well, worry not any longer, dear mopod peeps because now there is bálla powder for men. Here’s a bit of the product description from their website:

Balla Powder for Men is the ideal anti-chafing and anti-wetness solution for clammy sacks. Guaranteed to prevent the dreaded “bat wing” syndrome, Balla Powder for Men is lightly scented with a masculine fragrance, for anyone else who plans to work in your close quarters. Can be sprinkled into your fudgies for all-day-long comfort and dryness. A fabulous post-workout treatment, Balla Powder for Men can also be used between your cheeks, as well as on fetid feet and aromatic armpits.

I feel a little naive. I’ve never heard of “bat wing” syndrome and I’m frightened by having anything on my body that could be possibly called a “fudgie”. However, I’m intrigued enough to place an order. You never know when you’ll need your sac at its freshest and cleanest.