MoPod Show 2.1 - Gay Comedy Podcast

Exactly – what’s the fucking difference?  Well if you’re an American or you’re English, there is a LOT of difference between Brown and White.

I don’t meant the kind of difference where if a white guy puts his pecker in a stream he can tell you what the temperature is, but if his brown skinned buddy put’s his pecker in the same stream he can tell you how deep it is!  Nope, no-sir-ee. I ain’t talking about dippin’ peckers in streams or no place else, no ways.

‘Brown or White bread?’ I hear you all ask. The truth is, Skip recently bought a bread maker and made some seeded Brown bread and some fluffy moist White bread. If I had been asked to choose between the taste of a gorgeous Brown loaf, with pumping kin seeds, and a hot moist White loaf, both gently spread with salted Devonshire double cream butter, even after I had placed either type of bread in my mouth and chewed – I couldn’t genuinely say I preferred Brown over White. Nope, no-sir-ee. I ain’t making no preference between placing Brown or White baguettes in my mouth, or stuffin’ them baguettes in any-other-hole for that matter.

Mind you if you have ever dug a hole in the end of a moist home made loaf of bread and stuck your pecker in for a quick loaf fuck, (ala American Pie), I’d know exactly why! Personally, if I were to tear a hole in the bottom of a moist loaf, I’d prefer the pumping kin seed version - assuming the mixing blade had been removed! You can leave the mixing blade in if you prefer it that way!

Oh Dear, I digress into moist loaf sex.

I’ll ask you again, Brown or White, what is the fucking difference if you’re an American or English?

I’ll tell you – imagine with us as we go back in time. It is May 4th 1979 and Gloria Gaynor is the brown Diva of the disco Charts in America, while in the UK the white queen of politics, Margaret Thatcher aka the Iron Lady, is made Prime Minister of the United Kingdom.

Now travel with me nearly 30 years forward and into the present day. The white Prime Minister of the United Kingdom, that’s Mr Brown, is about to lose his keys to the Big House at number 10 Downing Street.

Meanwhile in the US of Gay, a brown man is most likely to get the keys to the Big White House.  That’s so, so fucking cool! If it was a Tarantino movie we could call the Democrat leader Mr Beige! (But if your not following all this let’s call him Obama and he is basically a very Light Brown).

Now look at this rationally - Hillary Clinton is no Iron Lady. She is a white Lady, but she has had too many imaginary incidents on airport runways in Bosnia for people to trust her. So there will not be a white Lady in the Big White House any time soon. Any way, that white Lady already gave the keys back on the Big White House so a Pig could get in there.

My point is, I am English and I’d still prefer to pop my pecker between Mr Obabma’s American Brown Buns because there is no way I am puttin’ my pecker any where near Mr Brown’s stinky English White Buns. Yeuchh!

As for you Lezza’s, I am sorry about the lack of Muff’in on the Hill. Next time girls!

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