MoPod Show 2.1 - Gay Comedy Podcast

As if China wasn’t a scary enough superpower, now word has leaked that they have developed cats with WINGS!  I’m not sure, but I’m guessing there are at least two possible applications for flying cats.  First: they could be used in factories to deliver parts or do assembly work.  Flying sweatshop kitties.  Tsk Tsk.  Second: they could be used for military strikes.  Imagine legions of flying cats climbing onto military planes like little furry gremlins.  And like so many cats they would make their way in …snuggle up…and then turn and scratch out the eyes of pilots and soldiers.

The cute little devils began sprouting bumps on their backs, which later turned into wing-like growths, during a recent spell of hot weather in China’s Sichuan province.

One cat owner said her kitty grew wings after becoming stressed during the recent mating season. She claimed her cat’s wings are a result of stress after he was ‘harassed’ by females looking to mate. However if that were really a cause, thousands of gay men would be walking around with wings.

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