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Is Michael Phelps’ Swimsuit Too Low?

Ummm…speaking for myself, but I’m SURE I’m not alone here, I say an unequivocal NO.  If anything, Michael Phelps should be showing more skin.  His poor legs have hardly received the attention (let alone the light) that they deserve.

After all, they did play an important part in his victories.    Apparently there are some in the media and puritanical political circles that feel like the waistband on his swimming suit has crept dangerously close to his pubic region.   Are you kidding me?! If your pubic region looks like his, you have earned the right (not to mention gold medals) to show it off.

Perhaps each time he wins, the trunks will sink lower and we’ll get a little better glimpse into Michael’s southland.  And maybe his teammates will step up the man on man grabbing.  Wouldn’t it be great if/when Michael wins his 8th gold medal, he rips off his swimming trunks and does a victory lap?  They do it in soccer don’t they?  Okay, that is shirts…but he isn’t WEARING a shirt is he?   Don’t screw with my fantasy.

1 Comment so far

  1. ruphus August 16th, 2008 1:15 pm

    You know that he frequents this little corner breakfast place in our neighborhood. Another reason why Peasha should move to B-More-hon.

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