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Things You Don’t Expect to See at Work

There is some crazy shit in the world and sometimes I think Peasha, Ruphus and our friends are like insanity magnets.  Yesterday at work, one of my colleagues was working just outside my office and noticed a couple of police moving through the bushes outside our window.  They were chasing a WILD COCK!  This is not a normal occurance…and neither was the chicken chase that ensued.  It seems that this rooster somehow found its way onto our block and was hoping to set up a nice quiet existence in the wonderfully landscaped folliage.

Apparently the police had never dealt with wild cock before and didn’t seem to know exactly how to handle it.  You gotta be careful, but you also need to be realistic.  They pulled out their poles and tried to choke the chicken with this tiny noose.  Not a good idea.  After quite a while, they were able to grab the cock at its base and hold it firm until they could put it in their trunk.

(Note:  I don’t think I’ve ever enjoyed writing an article this much before.)

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