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Woof of the Week: RugbyFella
I came across RugbyFella’s profile on Big Muscle Bears this morning and once I stopped drooling, I decided to make him this weeks woof!
He’s as Ruphus-bait as they come. Jonnie is str8 up, start to finish woofy. For example if you were to bust out the woof of the week check list you’d see that Jonnie meets all of my woofy criteria.
- Shaved Head - Check
- Fuzzy Face - Check
- Hairy Chest - Check
- Tattoo - Check
- Piercing Blue Eyes - Check
- Has a Boy Friend - Check (Just Kidding)
If you’re one of the lucky bears that will be attending Provincetown Bear Week say hello to Jonnie and give him a big bear hug for me.
Check out Jonnie at http://www.bigmusclebears.com/~rugbyfella
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Sacha Baron Cohen is at it again, this time as Bruno not Borat. Bruno is the gay alter ego of Cohen and is expected to be the star of his next feature film. The place: Little Rock Arkansas. The setting: Mixed Martial Arts and $1 Beers . The town folk, probably 96% related to Peasha, become enraged when the fighters began to kiss and tear each others clothes off. I on the other hand, would love to see a few of my favorite mixed martial artists kiss and tear off my clothes. Meow! IE Forrest Griffin or Mike Bisping!
“We had a contract for cage fightin’. We was deceived,” said a red neck on looker!
Peasha was unavailable for comments regarding this catastrophe in his home state.
No commentsWoof of the Week: NiceTattooCub
Howdy - It’s woof time again and after 10s of minutes of searching for “the one” I came across NiceTattooCub, otherwise known as Joe. Joe is 28 years old, 6 foot 2 inches of beefy goodness, 215 lbs and is getting more and more woofy the longer I look at his profile. I’m starting to wish he lived closer because the more I read about him on his profile the more I think we’d be good buddies. He likes comics, drawing, out door stuff and he likes sports. All of these things not withstanding, if I know one thing it’s sports and how to play with balls. Footballs, Basketballs, Racquetballs, Bear-balls,Tennis balls, you name it - I’ve played with em! Joe, lets play ball!
WOOF!
Check out Joe at http://www.bigmusclebears.com/~Nice TattooCub!
He have a flicker page too: http://www.flickr.com/photos/nicetattoocub
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No pooping ever
Originally uploaded by mopodshow
“Elton John did not watch me pee in this bathroom, Gina.” - Uncle Ruphus
These words came from Ruphus at Blowoff in NYC last night. It could not be independently verified whether anyone else (superstar or otherwise) watched him pee.
Woof of the Week: KiwiKidd
This week we have Paul AKA KiwiKidd from Auckland, New Zealand. He’s 30 years old, 5′ 11″ 207lbs and My future ex-boyfriend. I’m sitting here looking at this pic trying to come up with something interesting to say but all I can think about is a few late night chats on Skpye, that I’ve shared with Paul. He’s a genuinely nice guy.
Comments from Paul’s Profile: “I’m a Kiwi who is caring, understanding, funny, with GSOH (once you get to know me). Love heeps of hugs, guys with both body and facial hair (goatees, WOOF!), men in uniform (Policemen, Firemen).”
All that’s left to say is “WOOF!”
Check out Paul on BigMuscleBears.com/~kiwikidd!
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Chum for Tranny’s
Free melted jello anyone? Pride brings out the best in everyone doesn’t it? We met this very nice drag queen who shared her cool full ‘o jello shots and jäger shots with us.
What luck! I do feel like we violated one of our pride survival guides. ”If a drag queen offers you candy, it’s NOT candy”. Luckyily, none of us got the little cups with the ruphie in it.
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White trash calamari. I think.
Originally uploaded by mopodshow
Peasha can turn any hot dog feed into sea food. How up scale.
Watch this site for his upcoming cooking show video and you too can learn how to make white trash calamari. What could be more american AND international?
Next time he might bread it and deep fry it too. What do you think?
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At the A-queer-ium
An endangered sea dragon is knocked up and daddy is the one carrying the eggs! No, sea dragons are not gay and those aren’t herpes on Mr. Sea Dragons tail.
The male sea dragon has about 70 fertilized eggs, which look like small red grapes (NOT herpes), attached to his tail. He is expected to give birth in early to mid-July, said Kerry Gladish, a biologist at the Georgia Aquarium.
Sea dragons, sea horses and pipe fish are the only species where the male carries the eggs but maybe not for long.
Sea dragon pregnancies are rare because researchers don’t know what gets them in the mood to mate. Have you seen the female sea dragon? You wouldn’t be in the mood either, from what I can tell they look a lot like DanGina’s ex-wife and we know how that turned out. There is something biologically or environmentally (maybe Gay Pride Season.) that triggers sea dragons to want to get freaky. These same environmental effects have been known to put Peasha in the mood as well. Did you see him at Flufffy’s pride party last year?
The sea dragon is the only member of the genus Phycodurus and is about 18-inches long and about 6-inches around… I know what you’re thinking but the sea dragon is NOT from the waters around Africa, these creatures are found around southern and western Australia. The sea dragon with long aardvark-like snouts, colorful sea horse bodies and multiple paddle-like fins, is not unlike many drag queens that you’ve seen in the past.
During sexy time the female lays herpes, oops I mean grapes and then transfers them to the male’s tail, the same method can be used to give someone crabs or gonorrhea.
In the wild, the survival rate for sea dragon babies is as low as Peasha sex drive, but in captivity it’s about 60 percent. So, if you have 70 eggs and 60% of them are going to live, how many sea dragons will you end up with?
The sea dragon is on the International Union for Conservation of Nature’s list of threatened species.
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