MoPod Show 2.0 - Gay Comedy Podcast

Ummm…speaking for myself, but I’m SURE I’m not alone here, I say an unequivocal NO.  If anything, Michael Phelps should be showing more skin.  His poor legs have hardly received the attention (let alone the light) that they deserve.

After all, they did play an important part in his victories.    Apparently there are some in the media and puritanical political circles that feel like the waistband on his swimming suit has crept dangerously close to his pubic region.   Are you kidding me?! If your pubic region looks like his, you have earned the right (not to mention gold medals) to show it off.

Perhaps each time he wins, the trunks will sink lower and we’ll get a little better glimpse into Michael’s southland.  And maybe his teammates will step up the man on man grabbing.  Wouldn’t it be great if/when Michael wins his 8th gold medal, he rips off his swimming trunks and does a victory lap?  They do it in soccer don’t they?  Okay, that is shirts…but he isn’t WEARING a shirt is he?   Don’t screw with my fantasy.

In the United States, July 4th is as good a time as any to reflect on how lucky we are to live in a country that allows us to be who we are and move through our lives freely.  In the middle of heated political discussions, it can be easy to loose sight of what really pulls us all together. So, let’s throw all the political struggles aside and celebrate.

And….What better way to celebrate than with a little gratuitous red, white and blue hotness.

Light your sparklers, men.

I’m a big fan of gummi bears - those lovely gelatinous sugary wonders that are somewhere between jello and a jolly rancher. In the past few years they have branched out into a plethora of gummi shapes including squids, worms, and even rats. Today I ran across this picture of a bag of gummi “light houses”.

I put “light houses” in quotes, because they look a LOT less like light houses and a LOT more like PENISES! Which brings two questions to my mind: 1) what were they thinking? 2) where can I get some?

Okay, let’s count the connections we have with Michael Phelps

1. He’s from Maryland. Ruphus is from Maryland.
2. He recently swam in Omaha. Peasha recently splashed water on himself in Omaha.
3. Michael endorses Speedo, Visa, and Power Bar. Dangina likes to look at speedos, uses a visa card, and has (on occassion) eaten a powerbar.
4. Michael was born in 1985. Peasha had his first wet dream in 1985.
5. Michael is famous for water sports. Okay…no connection there.
6. Michael wears a size 14 shoes. Ruphus once wore some swimming flippers that were almost that big.

See? It’s spooky how much we have in common. It’s only a matter of time before he joins us on the show.

I used to play soccer wayyyy back in the day and then my interest waned. What an idiot I am! Had I known that THIS is what I would be missing, I would have been running laps and kicking practice goals 24/7. Portuguese futbol star Cristiano Ronaldo is my new inspiration.

I’m going to go buy a soccer ball and some knee pads right now!