MoPod Show 2.0 - Gay Comedy Podcast

Remember the story of the princess and the pea? To test the “princessness” of his daughter, the king sets up a stack of mattresses on which she is to sleep. However, there is a twist - he places a pea between two of the mattresses. If she is a TRUE princess, she’ll notice the pea and won’t be able to sleep.

I’m sure some of YOU princesses princes out there can relate in a way. Maybe you had something hidden between your mattresses as you grew up. Although for most, there were some differences between our experience and the princess. She didn’t know it was there. We did. The object PREVENTED her from sleeping. The object HELPED us to sleep and dream. I speak, of course, of dirty magazines. Where I lived the only thing you could get your hands on (and it was no small feat!) was Playgirl Magazine. Page upon page of beautifully airbrushed stallions fueling fantasies and developing twisted notions of what real men look like.

Now, that is all ending. Playgirl magazine, in a move that signals another shift to digital, is shutting down print production and moving their whole operation online.

The revamped Playgirl.com website will feature more videos and pictorials and less editorial content, according to Nicole Caldwell, the magazine’s editor-in-chief.

“Playgirl is going all-Web,” Caldwell said in an email to MediaBistro.com. “The last print issue will be the Jan/Feb 2009 magazine, which comes out Nov. 18.” Playgirl Magazine debuted as the women’s alternative to soft-porn men’s magazines in 1973. Although originally designed with the feminist in mind, the magazine quickly grew a gay male fan base as well.

Just remember. Shoving a laptop between two mattresses could damage it.

I think its great when people want to turn around their lives. You make a mistake and then try to turn in a different direction to set things right. You get a speeding ticket, so you make an effort to slow down. You hurt someone’s feelings, so you go out and do something more thoughtful for them. You steal, so you give back. You murder a friend over a soccer game, so you go play guitar hero in Walmart… wait….what?!

Police say Raymundo Castaneda fatally stabbed his friend during an argument over a soccer game just before Christmas. They’ve been looking for him ever since. A tip came in to Crime Stoppers on Wednesday, and Charlotte’s Violent Criminal Apprehension Team tracked him to Jacksonville, Fla. That’s where U.S. Marshals arrested him, playing “Guitar Hero” in a Wal-Mart.

“I think he was probably relaxed and thought maybe we’d stopped looking for him or didn’t think we’d ever look for him down there,” said VCAT Officer Tim Slater. Charlotte homicide detectives are in Florida interviewing Castaneda. He’ll go before a judge Friday morning and then likely be extradited back here in the next few days.

This was a bad day for everyone involved.  It appears as though a 74 man was lounging on a nude beach on Sand Island near “Rooster Rock” near Portland, Oregon.  I imagine he was out there stretching his wrinkles trying to evenly tan every nook and cranny when a man, his two kids and two chihuahuas happened upon the beach.  They, of course, didn’t seem to know it was a nude beach.

Well, it seems that that the two dogs must have mistook the man, Donald Kenney, for a leathery rawhide chew.  They ran up to him barking. Then all hell broke loose.  Mr. Kenny in a fit of naked anger began whacking at the chihuahuas with some type of retrackable baton.   (I can’t make shit this twisted up!) Then as the owner of the dogs ran to their rescue Kenney turned his vengence on him - this time with a can of mace. Check out the full story for more details.

Gay focused retirement facilities are pooping, oops I mean popping up all over the world! The latest is in Berlin and is Europe’s first gay nursing home. The Story can be found here.

This is as Queen Acres as it gets!

I wonder what high jinks and rowdy activities these horny old birds are going to get themselves into. The brand new facility in Germany, is four-stories tall and can house 28 elderly homos, I hear each room comes with it’s own glory hole. I think DanGina (The oldest member of MoPod Show) is already looking into reserving a room for his twilight years.

If Germany is too far away - I found, after a quick google, the RainbowVision Properties in Santa Fe New Mexico, “where seniors enjoy outdoor and indoor activities with other gay seniors.”

FACT: 20% of Gay-Grandpa’s have no one to take care of them vs. only 2% of their hetero counterparts. 

FACT: 2/3 of gay seniors live alone vs. 1/3 of heterosexual seniors. 

A perfect example is this old bastard pictured here on the right. Who’s caring for him and what kind of dementia does it take to walk out of the house wearing - whatever that is???

All this talk about declining years has me wondering… If I don’t get myself killed in a dirty back room some place, where will I end up? Who is going to care for Peasha while he’s curled up on his death bed, drinking his liver into failure, a few years from now? Who would put up with DanGina if he wasn’t paying them off with his patented, really, really good (TM) hand jobs? 

Santa Fe here we come!

Montreal Canada - Scientists have made some promising developments in identifying genes that somehow boost the innate immune system and fight of the HIV virus as soon as it enters the body.

Some folks may be naturally resistant to HIV infection. If you have the genes called KIR3DL1 and HLA-B*57 you might be innately resistant to HIV. Folks carrying the 2 genes may be able to destroy infected cells more efficiently following exposure and lowering their chances of developing AIDS. 

Though it will probably be awhile before this or any research will be a cure for AIDS, it is possible!

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Meanwhile - Stop barebacking!

The other day I saw Jerry Springer on “America’s Got Talent” and it seemed ironic that he was wasting his talent on a show about talent. We all know that his true talent was in being a provocateur of the pale trashy variety of folks. Even though the show got stuck in its formula and lost its appeal after the 300th violent wade through the shallow end of the gene pool, I still miss it sometimes. Well this week felt like Christmas in July when I saw this little gem on CNN.

My favorite parts are when she holds her lit cigarette next to her traumatized toddlers mangled face AND when her bra is flapping in the wind as she storms out of the neighbors house. I really am considering remixing that video with a proper banjo background.

OMG - Just when you think things can’t get more fucked up.  I was going to call this post ReRe Eats Grandma’s Pussy or even the Re-Graduate or Tradguate but decided to use a How Stella Got Her Groove Back reference in the end. 

68 your old, Luella Mcadoo-Me of TAMPA, FL  was arrested after being accused of sexually abusing a 34-year-old handicapped man.  According to MoPod sources Luella was caught in the act holding that poor ReRe’s head between her old ass legs.

I don’t know what she was thinking…. Doesn’t she know about retard strength? She could have been killed!!!

Police Officials say the old ass cougar has been a family “friend” and often “cared” for the victim. I don’t know who was taking care of whom but I do know that this probably wasn’t the first time Luella tried the ‘tard and peanut butter trick’.

Mcadoo-Me is currently incarcerated at the Hillsborough County Pokey on a $7,500 dollar bond where she will probably get “bitched” by some butch lesbian and like it.  

You can read the real story here.

People should be allowed to come out when they are ready. That is usually the way I feel. Unless you are a shameless homophobic politician cruising for sex in airport bathrooms or an evangelical hypocrite negotiating with sex for a discount from your gay meth dealer, you deserve a great degree of privacy in making your way out.

States, on the other hand, present an altogether different problem. When a state is in the closet and denies the gayness surging within it (wow…that sounds hot!), it presents a larger problem for the people who live within it. This week a low level state scape goat employee in South Carolina was forced to resign after approving some promotional tourism marketing material with the slogan “South Carolina is So Gay”. The material was aimed at bringing some of the very lucrative gay travel market to South Carolina and at the same time defusing old stereotypes about the south and even defusing the “so gay” phrase into something positive.

Of course this is the kind of gay baiting that anti-gay organizations have wet dreams about. Very public and presented in a way that makes straight people feel like they are about to be invaded. They seemed to freak out because $5000 of the state’s tourism budget (not a lot of money for the potential return - I mean Peasha and Ruphus and I would drop that much on Jaeger shots) would be used on the campaign. The big idea to me is that there ARE gay people in South Carolina, there are gay beaches, and there are lots of financial reasons that So Carolina should be gunning for our disposable income. Here’s a bit more from the original article:

Posters in London subways say, “South Carolina is so gay. Explore an America most never see. From plantations to the Civil War. Golf to gay beaches.” Similar posters proclaim Atlanta, Boston, Las Vegas, New Orleans and Washington, D.C. as being “so gay”. The campaign is sponsored by Amro Worldwide, a company that specializes in “gay travel”, and is aimed at people who are in London for gay pride events.

But state tourism officials never approved the state’s participation in the ad campaign. Prosser says the agency’s independent contractor in the United Kingdom presented a proposal to a lower-level PRT employee, and that employee approved it as part of a larger package of tour-operator participations. As soon as Prosser and higher-level PRT officials found out exactly what the program was, they contacted their UK representative and said the state would not participate and no state money would go to the program. It would have cost state taxpayers almost $5,000.

Palmetto Family Council president and CEO Dr. Oran Smith says, “South Carolinians don’t care for their tax money to be invested in ways that they don’t think is consistent with their values and I think promoting gay tourism is inconsistent with South Carolina values.” He says it also doesn’t make financial sense to invest in something that doesn’t match the state’s target audience, which is families.

Baptist douche-baggery reached a new level of insanity this week when the Windsor Hills Baptist Church of Oklahoma City planned to give away semi-automatic assault rifles to kids attending their “From Silver to Gold” youth conference. According to the church’s youth paster, Bob Ross (not to be confused with the dearly departed fuzzy haired artist famous for happy little trees) the conference isn’t all about guns, but rather about teens finding faith.“You make a lot of new friends down here,” said Vikki Goncharenko, who attended the conference. Yes I think that is probably true. Toting around an assault rifle is a great way to garner respect and meet new people. Apparently the gun give away has now been cancelled due to a conference guest who could no longer come. How sad and disappointed the little boys and girls must be. Maybe Karl Rove or James Dobson, will dress up like Charleton Heston aboard a stage coach to deliver assault rifles as a special surprise. Here’s the full article.

As if there weren’t enough stereotypes flying around about gay people, today I discovered a new one. Recently in Italy 26 year-old Danilo Giuffrida was forced to retake his driving test or have his license withdrawn due to his apparent “sexual identity disturbance”.

Giuffrida agreed to re-take his test, passed it for a second time, but the ministry renewed his licence for just one year rather than the usual 10 years because of his homosexuality.

The judge ruling on the case in Catania, on the southern island of Sicily, said the actions of the defence and transport ministries showed “evident sexual discrimination” against Giuffrida and ran counter to his constitutional rights.

Honestly, what exactly about being gay would cause someone problems with driving? It is a stick shift thing? Is it a plan to make gay people straight by denying them the ability to drive to gay bars? I don’t get it. At any rate the court ordered the transport ministry to pay Giuffrida 10,000 Euros in damages.